by Elaine Edwards
She said, “Your car will be safe with me, sir.”
But I think she meant:
As you see
I’m a seventy- something Caucasian female
weighing, at the most, 46 kilograms
so how could I possibly challenge
a determined thief?
But this is a job
that gives me some
You said, “Thank you.”
But you really meant:
I will give you a decent tip when I get back.
And then you both smiled
(and that needs no translation).